Chapter One
Ellie
Ellie liked
to think of herself as an open-minded, non-judgemental kind of girl. Not the
sort to make assumptions about people, or to fix them with pejorative labels.
But looking around at the motley collection of people sitting at the beer garden
table she realised that she just couldn't help herself. Every single one of
them was a fully paid up member of the sad stereotype club.
There was
Vicky. A nice enough woman in faded denim and huge hooped earrings, but with
almost negative levels of charisma and charm. She was almost pathetically
grateful for any attention that anyone paid to her and tried so hard to fit in Ellie
had to constantly repress the desire to slap her. She didn't really seem all
that interested in the paranormal, but was just tagging along with her waste of
space boyfriend.
Mike was in
his late thirties, a little older than Vicky, with thinning hair tied into a
ponytail that always seemed to be just on the edge of greasy. He sat, one elbow
on the weathered grey wood of the table, one hand resting proprietarily on
Vicky's thigh. He was, as always, pontificating about the latest UFO sightings and
alien abduction conspiracy theories in his loud nasal tones as she twirled her
pale blonde hair in what she presumably thought was a coquettish manner.
And then
there was Brian. She'd known Brian since University. They'd met during
fresher's week when they both signed up for the "Unexplained
Society". Somebody had once told her that you spent fresher's week making
friends you'd spend the rest of your time at Uni trying to get rid of. That was
certainly true of Brian - he was like a bloody limpet!
It wasn't
that she didn't like him - he was a really nice guy. Generous to a fault,
always willing to drop everything and dash off to help a friend in need, always
quick with a kind word or a shoulder to cry on. It was just that he was so, so,
devoted. She'd known him less than a
month before, one drunken night after an
"UnSoc" meeting he had declared his undying love for her, insisting
in rather florid terms that his heart was chained to hers with "links of
gold that could never tarnish".
She'd
rebuffed him as kindly as she could - he was after all a nice guy, however far
from being her type he might have been - and they had never spoken of it again.
She'd tried to create a bit of distance between them, but somehow he just never
seemed to go away. He was never actually creepy, but he would often look at her
for a little too long, or stand a little too close, his repressed desire so
obvious he might as well have had a big neon sign above his head flashing
"Desperate for a Shag" in ten foot letters.
But then,
what did that make her?
A twenty
seven year old graduate with a dead end job which bore no relation to her degree,
a string of unsuccessful relationships behind her - and it wasn't even a long
string - sitting in a beer garden with three other losers discussing whether
the US government was using alien technology to create the next generation of
military vehicles. She wasn't interested in the conversation, she was just
there because she had nowhere else to go on a Friday night and nobody else to
go there with.
Ellie was, she reflected, no different than Vicky. Except Vicky wouldn't be spending her night sleeping alone in a slightly damp flat above an Indian Takeaway.
So. Who
was the real loser?
She swigged down
the last of her beer, and noticed Brian was staring again. Sighing inwardly she
rose from the beer garden bench and made her excuses. She just didn't have the
energy to deal with any more of Mike's bullshit conspiracy theories or Brian's
pathetically hungry stares. Declining
his offer to walk her home and turning up the collar of her jacket against the
chill of the late spring evening she gave Vicky a little finger wave and headed
for the gate that led from the beer garden onto the street, Mike's reedy voice
following her as she headed home.
-oOo-
The man in
the bowler hat watched as the young woman exited the pub's garden and headed
off down the road. He wasn't hiding exactly, but dressed all in black and
standing beneath the shadow of a huge old oak tree he wasn't immediately
obvious either.
He grinned
at the the whining self important monotone of one of the young woman's recent drinking
companions drifting across the garden. "Oh yes, it's obvious - the government
knows all about it. The Yanks are testing alien technology here because the
Russians are paying too much attention to Area 51! That's what these UFO
sightings are all about..."
The man in
the bowler hat tuned out the imbecilic droning and focussed on the retreating
shape of the young woman as she moved from street lamp to street lamp, pool of
light to pool of light in the gathering dusk. Why did these monkeys insist on
believing their governments were hiding things from them? Especially when at the same time they also believed
their rulers to be a bunch of incompetents who couldn't be trusted to run a
bath. Still, it made his job a hell of a lot easier.
Well, it had
back when he'd had a job...
Shaking his
head at the wilful stupidity of humankind, the man in the bowler hat eased out
from beneath the canopy of the old oak tree and silently began to follow the
young woman.
-oOo-
It was a
nice night - the darkening sky was mostly clear and the scent of opportunistic
barbecues teased at her nostrils. The evening chirruping of songbirds blended
with distant shouts of kids playing whatever the hell kind of games kids played
these days and the gentle whoosh of traffic on the main road a couple of
streets away.
Ellie
rounded the corner into her street, breathing
in deeply to catch the spiced curry smell she had come to associate with home.
Her flat was above the Bengal Spice take-away and she always enjoyed the way the
aromas of Bengali cooking drifted out to meet her. She was rummaging in her bag
wondering if she could afford to nip in and pick up some Sabji when she
realised that she was being followed.
He was about
a hundred yards behind her, walking close to the raggedy hawthorne hedge that
ran along the pavement. The deepening shadows made him hard to see - he was
dressed entirely in black - but he was definitely there. She quickened her pace
and tried to convince herself that she was just being paranoid. But why would
somebody who wasn't up to no good walk so close to a hawthorne hedge when they
didn't need to? Those things were damn prickly.
And she was the only other person
in the street.
Trying to
look unconcerned she withdrew her hand from her bag, keys gripped firmly in her
fist. The black clad man was getting closer now and the door to her flat was
down a narrow alley. She pursed her lips and decided that unless you were Buffy
the Vampire Slayer deliberately entering a dark alley while pursued by a
strange man would be less than bright.
Time for a
curry after all then.
-oOo-
The man in
the bowler hat watched as the young woman disappeared into the brightly lit
takeaway.
"Bollocks."
He muttered under his breath. He didn't like letting her out of his sight, but
she'd be safe enough in there - and how long could it possibly take to order a
curry? He sat down on a shadowy bollard and settled down to wait.
-oOo-
The interior
of the Bengal Spice was bright, brownish and filled with the aromas of hot oil
and hotter spices. A large illuminated menu adorned one wall, showing slightly
faded photos of the various dishes available. Ellie strode in, the bell above
the door dinging cheerfully and was greeted by the smiling face of the woman
behind the counter.
"Ah,
Ellie! Good evening! How are you? Come for a bit of proper food?"
Ellie
smiled. "Hi Mrs Chatterjee. I'd love a Chicken Shabji, but actually I was
wondering if I could use the kitchen stairs up to my flat?"
Mrs
Chatterjee's hazel eyes twinkled with amusement and her chubby face creased
into a smile. "Did you forget your keys again? How many times do I tell
you - always put them right back in your bag then you never lose them!" She
bustled towards the counter and lifted the flap that separated the customers
from the kitchen.
Ellie waved
her keys. "No, got the keys Mrs C, just a bit of man trouble."
Mrs Chatterjee's
smiled widened into a conspiratorial grin. "Come now Ellie, you live here
nearly a year - I see who goes to your flat. You're not in so good a position
to play hard to get you know..."
Ellie's smile faded. "Mrs C, there's somebody following me - I don't know him. It may be nothing, but, well, you know." A wave of the hand indicated that she'd rather be safe than sorry. Mrs Chatterjee's face hardened and her voice became clipped and businesslike. She motioned Ellie through the counter flap.
"Come through.
I'll take a look for you."
Mrs
Chatterjee squeezed past Ellie and peered through the window into the night. In
the shadows beyond the nearest street light she could dimly make out the
silhouette of a man perched on one of the bollards at the end of the little
parade of shops that was home to the Bengal Spice. "He's still there Śiśu* and
you're right, he's a strange one. Who still wears a bowler hat?"
-oOo-
The man in the bowler hat shifted his position. The rough coldness of
the concrete was making his backside uncomfortably numb. "If I end up with
piles I'm definitely finding a new line of work" he muttered to himself.
He reached into a waistcoat pocket and pulled out a small mobile 'phone sized
device and gazed at it for a second, a blend of concern and irritation on his
face.
"Bloody hell. That's all I need."
He rose from the bollard and strode quickly to the take away's door,
pocketing the device on the way. He could see through the glass shop front that
the young woman wasn't in there anymore and he cursed his complacency. Why had
he just assumed she wouldn't notice him? Why hadn't he had the wit to realise
that being followed by an unknown man in black might make a woman nervous?
The bell clanged merrily as he rushed into the shop, but there was no welcome on the face of the pudgy woman on the other side of the counter.
"You leave now," she scowled, "or I call my son."
The man in the bowler hat held out his hands in placating gesture.
"You don't understand, I'm here to..."
"SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The woman's yell was surely enough to wake the very dead, but what it
actually summoned was a six and a half foot slab of muscle with a neatly
trimmed beard and black shoulder length hair. "Ma?" His voice was
deep and seemed to resonate malice.
Mrs Chatterjee motioned at the man in the bowler hat. "Samar, this,"
she paused "gentleman" has
been making a nuisance of himself and pestering women. I would like him to
leave."
Samar stepped through the counter, and the man in the bowler hat took a
step back. "Please," his voice was smooth, but tinged with just a
little desperation, "I need to speak to the woman who just came in..."
A big meaty hand propelled him towards the door. The man in the bowler
hat wondered for a fraction of a second whether his assailant would even bother
to open the thing before hurling him through it, but the scream of terror from
upstairs froze everyone before he got a chance to find out.
"Aw, shite!" With a
deft roll of the shoulder the man in the bowler hat dodged free of Samar's grip,
vaulted over the counter top and ran in search of stairs. He knew even before
he'd reached the still closed door of the upstairs flat that when he kicked it
in he'd find it empty.
"Too late!" he muttered to himself.
By the time Samar and his mother reached the splintered remains of what
had once been the door of Ellie's flat, the man in the bowler hat was gone too.
*Bengali -
"Child".
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